Words of Wisdom from Norm

George Wendt a.k.a. Norm Petersen

Can I draw you a beer Norm?
No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

How's a beer sound Norm?
I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

What would you say to a nice beer Normie?
Going Down?
 
What's new Normie?
Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach, and they're demanding beer.

What'll it be Normie?
Just the usual coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

What would you say to a beer Normie?
Daddy wuvs you.

What'd you like Normie?
A reason to live. Give me another beer.

What'll you have Normie?
Well I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.

What'd you say Norm?
Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.

What'd you say to a beer Norm?
Hiya, sailor. New in town?

[coming in from the rain] Evening everybody
[everybody] Norm!
Still pouring Norm?
That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

Whaddya say, Norm?
Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes.

Would you like a beer Mr. Peterson?
No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

What's the story Mr. Peterson?
The Bobsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending.

Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.

Beer, Norm?
Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
A flashing sign in my gut that says, Insert beer here.

Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?

How's it going Mr. Peterson?
Poor.
I'm sorry to hear that.
No, I mean pour.

Women, can't live with 'em.....pass the beer nuts.

What's going down, Normie?
My butt cheeks on that bar stool.

Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Alright, but stop me at one....make that one thirty.

What's the story Norm?
Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer.

How's about a beer, Norm?
That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!

What's going on Mr. Peterson?
The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody.

Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?
A little early isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid Questions.

What's the story, Norm?
Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it.

Beer, Norm?
Naah, I'd probably just drink it.

What's doing, Norm?
Well, science is seeking a cure for thirst. I happen to be the guinea pig.

How about a beer, Norm?
Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.

Beer, Normie?
Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still young.

What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.

What's the latest, Mr. Peterson?
Zha-Zha marries a millionaire, Peterson drinks a beer. Film at eleven.

Hey, Mr. Peterson, what do you say to a cold one?
See you later, Vera, I'll be at Cheers.

Well, look at you. You look like the cat that swallowed the canary.
And I need a beer to wash him down.

Hey, Mr. Peterson, you got room for a beer?
Nope, but I am willing to add on.

What can I get you, Norm?
Got any flea powder? Ah, just kidding. Gimme a beer; I think I'll just drown the little suckers.

What do you know there, Norm?
How to sit. How to drink. Want to quiz me?

How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson?
Pretty nervous if I was in the room.

Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up?
The warranty on my liver.

What can I do for you Norm?
Well, I am going to need something to kill time before my second beer. Uhhh, how about a first one?

What'll you have, Norm?
Fame, fortune, and fast women. How 'bout a beer? Even better.

Beer Norm?
Does a rag doll have cloth knobs?

Beer Norm?
I remember that stuff. Better give me a tall one in case I like it.